2006-11-10 06:24:08 · 22 answers · asked by Josephine 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
michigal1: wtf!?
2006-11-10 06:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ilya 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋
You wanted an Islamic joke, but everybody gave you anti-arab jokes instead. I'll give both:
Islamic Jokes:
**** Nasruddin delivers a khutbah (sermon) ****
Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a khutba. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!
**** anti arab joke ****
A father is walking with his son around the year 2032 in lower Manhattan. As they explore the area the father explains to his son about the grandeur of the buildings and take on the sites. Suddenly they come to a beautiful park and plaza.
The son is so excited at the beautiful park and monuments and asks his Dad: "What are these monuments for?"
The father replies: "This park is dedicated to honour the Twin Towers and the memory of the people of New York."
"What are the Twin Towers?" asks the son.
Dad replies: "They were two very large 110 story buildings which stood here nearly 30 years until Arab Terrorists destroyed them."
"Dad, what is an arab?"
**** and this one's really bad... ****
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
Hoping 4 Peace.
Andy.
2006-11-10 06:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by not_a_wolfus 2 · 9⤊ 2⤋
A joke Muhammad(PBUH) made
An old lady asked Muhammad(PBUH) whether she is going to heaven, and Muhammad(PBUH) said no.. So the old Lady begin crying.. Then Muhammad(pbuh) said, there are no senior citizen in heaven.. the lady cried even more.. then Muhammad(pbuh) said, dun worry, u will be young when u enter heaven
2006-11-10 22:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by hanisTa kkkk 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
This is a normal resolution.Some kind of feelings such as this one are diversified for every different culture.Something maybe laughable for you.But same thing doesn't not show same affect on us,sometimes...
2006-11-10 06:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by nahcoy 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
One guy was involved in child pornography. Some fanatics used some now available software and located the exact whereabouts of the guy. The rest is history.
2006-11-10 06:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by Chevalier 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
An islamic joke? C-mon dude...
2006-11-10 06:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Why'd the Islam cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2006-11-10 06:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sara S 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
And this is why People hate kaafurs.
2006-11-10 06:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by baddrose268 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
One morning the Iatola Khomeini woke up dangling from the devil's pitchfork and said "This isn't heaven!" The devil replied, "And I am not an American!"
2006-11-10 06:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by Preacher 6 · 6⤊ 5⤋
Try this link out. I bet you will be rolling on the floor!
http://www.faithfreedom.org/comics/comics.htm
2006-11-10 06:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Josie, best not to hear one, because they are racist and discriminatory and awful. All people are the same, regardless or color or religious persuasion or culture, etc.
2006-11-10 06:27:27 · answer #11 · answered by Nina Caliente 2 · 7⤊ 5⤋