2006-11-10 05:52:03 · 15 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah, probably not. If you get tipsy it might lead to sex in the rectory. (If you know what I mean.)
2006-11-10 07:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I've been to a catholic mass, what I remember most is the calisthenic type work out! Stand up, please be seated, kneel, stand up! Lost 5 lbs! j/k :) Sure, go for the booze if ya want, but I'm warning you ahead of time about the sneak attack exercise program! LOL
2006-11-10 13:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, mostly because you need to learn a thing two about the "free booze", as you phrase it.
2006-11-10 14:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Daver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you consider a sip of wine (Christ's blood) "booze"?
>In answer to your question, no you shouldn't. The reason you should start attending is to become closer to Christ, to honor the Sabbath, and to WORSHIP GOD. Good luck, and God bless!
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2006-11-10 13:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's double proof, but you don't get enough to feel anything except for a 'spiritual' experience.
What you want to do is become a eucharistic minister in a church. Because it's been transmogrified, it can't be thrown out and the people doling it out have to finish it off.
2006-11-10 15:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not free. You HAVE to listen to the mass! I'd rather pay for my booze...
2006-11-10 13:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some Catholic churches in the US have replaced it with grape juice so definetly not worth it.
2006-11-10 13:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't be worth it, you can't get drunk from the amount they offer. Besides some churches only offer it during certain ceremonies. Besides you could never get back that wasted 2 hours of your life back, think about how many beers you could drink in that amount of time.
2006-11-10 13:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by Passionfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, go to a Satanic worship and drink goat's blood........oh, by the way, say hello to Satan when you arrive in Hell.
2006-11-10 14:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by cold runner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure- but you could probably drink 3 bottles and not get drunk.
2006-11-10 13:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it seems appropriate.
2006-11-10 15:35:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋