A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
2006-11-10 05:38:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I liked it. Best joke I've heard all day. :) Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
2006-11-10 06:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that was funny, hope I bump into this koala soon!
2006-11-10 13:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awful-
2006-11-10 14:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was all good but i really didnt get the ending to much
2006-11-10 13:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by begrime666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is Hillarious. How much water did you drink
2006-11-10 13:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by Chad S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me on that one. I actually laughed out loud !!! You know lol
2006-11-10 16:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by ashashbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude classic
scrubs is chock full of poor yet brilliant jokes like that
2006-11-10 13:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just heard it recently, but it still makes me laugh...
2006-11-10 13:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by velma007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but don't give up your day job.
2006-11-10 16:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a cracker
2006-11-10 15:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋