So this girl gets married to a multi millionaire , her dad says , you did all right there darlin he's worth ten million quid make sure you make the marriage work , after about 6 mths she comes home crying her eyes out , whats the matter says her dad is'nt ten million quid enough for you , she says it's not the money dad it's coz he fcuks me up the a*se all the time and i'm fed up with it , ten million quid or not , i'v had enough , my bullet hole used to be like a nice little one pound coin and now it's as big as a 10p piece , her dad said , you'r fcuking mad , you gave up all that money for ninety p !!
2006-11-10 04:47:15 · 8 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dfordevil , you'r a right bundle of laughs !
2006-11-10 05:35:14 · update #1
..................... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..................
2006-11-10 04:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by spaceman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, i'd get married and characteristic a kick *** wedding ceremony (yet no longer bypass to over board), supply some to my mum and dad and sisters, make investments it in something so i will make money off the money, purchase a intense-high quality residing house and help community puppy rescues. permit me upload, i'd nonetheless paintings, yet i think of i'd only get an interest in a safeguard or in retail quite of an place of work interest. it is going to help shop me grounded. Or help the husband commence up his very own engineering contracting business enterprise.
2016-12-10 06:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by jeniffer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny but the size difference of those coins is minimal so takes away from the potential hilarity of the punchline
2006-11-10 04:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckling.
2006-11-11 21:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like winning the lottery and losing the ticket !!
2006-11-10 05:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-11-10 04:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-10 11:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-10 05:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋