A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "We're not surprised," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!"
2006-11-10 04:32:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wonderlandprincess83: good one...
2006-11-10 04:51:15 · update #1
I thats cool its funnier than I thought it wold be
2006-11-10 04:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by 女性ウルバリン 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before seven years- A Joke.
hahahhah did u get it.
2006-11-10 17:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one! Here's one:
A guy walks into a bar with a chicken under his arm. The bartender says "hey, where'd you get the pig?" and the guy says "it's a chicken" and the bartender says "I know, I was talking to the chicken".
Ok, not very good, I know. But it is still early.... :)
2006-11-10 12:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by wonderlandprincess83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seven Years Later " **** JOKE"
2006-11-10 12:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow that sux for the guy. Talk about getting no respect and maen people.
2006-11-10 12:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by ohmv87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but it still gives me a good chuckle.
2006-11-10 19:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Post more!
2006-11-10 23:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-10 13:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by bunny2cute4me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-11-10 12:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋