A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
2006-11-10 04:31:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ! that was so funny.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-10 09:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, very funny
2006-11-10 04:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by 女性ウルバリン 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pervertingly PG-13 rated funny!! i like it!!
2006-11-10 04:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by ohmv87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but in another way
2006-11-10 04:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whhooo hooo... I'm a currently cracking up! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!
2006-11-10 04:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-11-10 04:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Cool-K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-11-10 04:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by akgsweigart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny funny funny
2006-11-10 04:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2006-11-10 09:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha. that was wickid funny.
2006-11-10 04:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋