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Its a joke so come on inspire me..........answers later.

2006-11-10 04:29:13 · 17 answers · asked by Twinkle *little fairy* 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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you come in a condom but you go in a coffin

2006-11-10 04:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by dogo 1 · 2 0

In these days of AIDS, a condom can save you from a coffin but a coffin just stops you from needing a condom.

Or with a little license: Anyone can live in a condom(inium) but only Vampires live in coffins.

2006-11-10 12:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Clive 6 · 0 0

Just know it's something to do with stiffies. One stiffy goes into a coffin when dead and the other goes into a condom when it is very much alive?

2006-11-10 12:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 5 · 1 0

A girl who has sex in a coffin will become a mummy - unless she has a condom.

2006-11-10 18:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0 0

I'll only need a small coffin ;o)

2006-11-10 12:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0 0

if your using a coffin it is your last ride

2006-11-10 12:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by muted_apoc 3 · 0 0

You don't have to be stiff to use a coffin!

2006-11-10 12:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ruby Tuesday 1 · 0 0

in one you enclose a member in the other you enclose the whole body

2006-11-13 09:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0 0

you come in one and you go out in the other

2006-11-10 12:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 7 · 6 0

They both house stiffs?

2006-11-10 12:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by hippieiam29 4 · 2 0

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