How much wood will a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck a wood? and Why?
2006-11-10 04:06:42 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck wood, if the woodchuck could find wood!
Cheers!
2006-11-10 04:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not entirely certain, as there's a difference between being able to do something and actually doing it. However, if the woodchuck was to chuck, then the woodchuck would chuck A WOOD, which is not a good measurement, as a wood could refer to a forest, in which case the amount the woodchuck would chuck would be based on the acreage of the forest.
The amount also depends on how motivated the woodchuck in question is.
2006-11-10 12:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None,
a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
2006-11-10 19:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none becuase a woodchuck can't chuck wood
2006-11-10 12:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by 女性ウルバリン 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none because it says IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
2006-11-10 13:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by bunny2cute4me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there even anything called a woodchuck?
2006-11-10 23:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole forest!
2006-11-10 12:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a bushel
cause he can
2006-11-10 12:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None he's too lazy....
2006-11-10 12:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋