2006-11-10 03:45:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ask if you can smell her fanny. If she slaps you, just say "ah! Then it must be your perfume!"
Then sit back and watch as it hits her that you're the funniest man she has ever met and she must sleep with you as soon as possible.
2006-11-14 02:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't. I have been there and all these women will do is sneer at you and hate you if you show the slightest sign of under confidence. I would not trust any of them at all, I am still shy underneath it all and have found that women hate shy men like poison. I have tried very hard to overcome this, but find that women are not friendly creatures at all. I am now 2 years shy of 60, will be on my own for the rest of the time I have left. I am very disenchanted with love and romance, It would have been nice to find someone to love, but that is a door that is closed to me. I suppose the women reading this will give me negative points, but I have never found women to be sympathetic and kind creatures. Selah.
2006-11-10 04:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make sure she's wearing a watch. Ask her for the time......Have a list of things in your head you can talk about......Probally start with that a really nice watch or something equally shallow......
If you're really that shy, you might want to try googling 'the game' dating techniques.....You sound like what they would term an AFC (Average Fustrated Chump!lol).........Most of what they say is pretty sleezy, but a lot on there will help improve your confidence.
2006-11-10 03:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by huvgj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe start with a light-hearted joke about what shes drinking, if she laughs keep up light, friendly convo and smile cheekily at her. If she doesn't laugh maybe back away... Just act confident, however girls like a guy whos a bit shy, don't be afraid of her shes only human!
2006-11-10 03:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by supastar_666 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk up and say " id like to ask for a womans opinion on something me and my freinds were talking about im only going to be a minuite " ......
Then say ( ill give an example ) .Who are bigger liers woman or men . Get the opinion and make fun of her and tease her and act uninterested .
2006-11-10 03:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by badass-mofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 5 or 6 more pints should do it
2006-11-10 03:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by Gary B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-11-12 01:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry we are all shy keep talking you will find the right things to say in the end
2006-11-10 03:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by the game 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spill your drink over her and try to wipe it off (well, you didn't say what kind of conversation)
2006-11-10 03:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by crosbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask how long shes been working there
2006-11-10 03:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by nanayo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋