Can anyone do a cold reading for me?

Question

name: Jake Benson
location: Austin, Texas
date of birth: May 4, 1958
profession: technical engineer

Answer 1

You will go to church on Sunday and get saved and trust your life to the Lord forever more...;p

Answer 2

I've never done a cold reading, but I'l try just for fun. O.K., since you're here and not saying much but seeking something important you want to use as special guidance somehow, I assume it is work or health related. Are you perhaps contemplateing early retirement and would like to know what hobbies or travels would suit you best in your new free-time? Or have there been health issues that cause you some fear and you are in search of a sense of the intangeable things, since you feel you might be dying, but don't buy into the religions that are presented to us like fairy tales to children? If that is correct at all or even if not, the best advice I can give is that you should live your life as you see best and do as much good for those you love as you can. I'm probably way off. Like I said, I've never done that before and just guessing.

Answer 3

Your first name begins with an L or a J, you feel an affinity with Mexicans and you probably have had a Latin girlfriend, you are quite good with your hands and like doing puzzles.

That'll be 125 dollars plus tax please.

Answer 4

this man going to give me 10 points for best answer for no reason.

Answer 5

reading and mediums are sinful according to the Bible- sorry have to pass--

Answer 6

your reading will be a fake

Answer 7

I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you.

Answer 8

Pay first.