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because if it is why did he not eat brains and flesh. i mean that's what zombies do is it not..or do i just watch to much films

2006-11-10 02:42:55 · 34 answers · asked by rusty red 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ah come on people have a sense of humour

2006-11-10 02:49:20 · update #1

34 answers

All right. Yes, he did. You'll probably tear me down for saying this but there's proof.
Okay:
1) Where is his body? There were Roman guards who would have been executed for allowing the body to come up missing because the tomb had a Roman seal on it. If that seal was broken, one would be killed. It was a "federal offense" I guess you could say.
2) If the apostles stole the body, then why would they die for Jesus? They all died terrible deaths. Beheaded, stoned, sawed in half, skinned alive, crucified, fed to hungry animals . . .
It makes no sense to say that they would die in such terrible ways for a lie because virtually no one does that. And yeah, the Nazis and others died for a lie, but they still believed that lie to be the truth.
3) Jesus did die -- he didn't faint. The man was whipped with a whip that had metal in it 39 times! He lost a ton of blood and then had to walk a distance, then he was hung hands and feet to a cross. Then they stabbed him through the chest, piercing his heart and lungs. Who could survive that? Could you, Mr. Braveheart?
4) There were 500 people who saw Jesus at the same time after the resurrection. Most of these same people would die for Jesus later on.
There you go, sweetheart.

2006-11-10 02:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 0 3

Lay off of the zombie movies man. He did raise from the dead but the difference between him and a zombie is that he acctually had his life restored thus not turning into a mindless fictional monster.

Cesar

2006-11-10 02:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by greatpharohcesar 2 · 1 1

Well done - you are really thinking outside of the box! On a more serious note - the whole christian faith is built on this belief and if it isn't true then that will cause real problems for the christians. Of course he didn't come back from the dead any sane and logical person would know that.

2006-11-10 03:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by sharon m 3 · 1 1

I really don't think this is a laughing matter. Of course Jesus was crucified and rose again on the 3rd day as predicted. He also spent many days with his people after His resurrection..

2006-11-10 03:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When he wasn't cross, I think he became best mates with Brian, didn't he?
Oh, and by the way... When they were all in the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus picked two lovely flowers from the flowerbed. One of the guards saw this, and shouted to his mate to send a message back to headquarters. By the time the message got there it had been mis-heard a few times, and came out that Jesus Christ had rose from the dead. But the original message was actually that Jesus twice had a rose from the bed. Funny how stories develop and become the 'gospel truth', isn't it?

2006-11-10 02:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Musicol 4 · 1 3

You watch too many films or something is eating away at your brain what a stupid question to ask.

2006-11-10 02:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ivan 3 · 0 0

Jesus did raise from the dead. The rest of your post does not deserve a response, but you I shall pray for.

2 Timothy 2:8 Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the dead according to my gospel:

2006-11-10 02:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Yes, Jesus raised from the dead, but he was ascended too soon to need to eat. God gave him sustinance, he didn't need brains and flesh. Yes, you watch too many horror films.

2006-11-10 02:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 2 1

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2016-12-14 04:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You're watching too many "B" flicks.

Jesus raised Himself up from the dead. (And He's not a Zombie.)
At one point afterwards, He was found roasting fish on the beach by His disciples. We can assume then that He ate the fish, not your brains.

2006-11-10 02:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1 2

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