2006-11-10 02:40:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yesterday...when i read this
Question asked by Alex B. PhD
What do you want your last words to be?
Answered by wilrycar
"Hey ya'll! Watch this!"
2006-11-10 02:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yesterday - I was reading all of the Simpsons Quotes on the IMDB Simpsons page. This was the second one on the page and had people in the cubes next to me giving me funny looks as I struggled to stifle my giggles:
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
2006-11-10 10:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I watched Survivor last night, and Nate made me laugh. He was talking about Jonathan from the other side.
2006-11-10 10:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my 1 year old made me laugh a minute ago. i am giving him scrambled eggs for the 1st time and he HATES them. he makes such a mean face everytime that i try and give him a bite. i tried to give him a piece to eat himself, but he keeps throwing the egg pieces over the side of his high chair.
2006-11-10 10:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maggie is a dumbass. The last time someone made me laugh was me, I'm very funny.
2006-11-10 10:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thirty seconds ago, on Yahoo Answers
2006-11-10 10:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when i got a violation notice for "chatting" in an asked question 1 day after it was resolved
guess i ticked someone off
2006-11-10 10:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually yesterday when my sister told me this joke...
there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head that went to a bar and had some drinks. the next day they were talking about how drunk they had gotten. the red head said " i got so drunk i coulnt get up this morning" the brunnette said " i got so drunk i had to go pee every 5 seconds" then the blonde said " i got so drunk i blew chunks(throwing up). so they were all laughing then the blonde said " no, you guys dont get it...Chunks is my dog."
when she told this to me i was dying laughing.
2006-11-10 10:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Didn't somebody just ask this? Pay attention!!
Sorry, that was rude. I think it was in another category. Never mind.
2006-11-10 10:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About ten minutes ago with a great joke
2006-11-10 10:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋