A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'
2006-11-10 02:14:29 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha :) :)
2006-11-10 12:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting Joke.
2006-11-10 17:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great joke. I would like to share this in my friends circle. The problem is remembering all these lines: "Emma come.........lasta time". Thank you!
Mr. Citizen, I am a fan of yours for your jokes.
2006-11-10 10:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one really made me laugh to funny, 2 thumbs up
2006-11-10 10:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still a great classic
2006-11-10 10:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lol thats a good one
2006-11-10 10:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by kd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it b4 its cool and sunny like whoa~!!!!
2006-11-10 20:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by ~Stephie~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2006-11-10 10:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very much an oldie but goodie...
2006-11-10 10:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mississpi its gooda
2006-11-11 02:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋