Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. When does a woman most want a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men.
Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.
2006-11-10 01:58:11 · 18 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha. The last one is the best! I love it!!!
2006-11-10 02:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it or not over millions of years men have been raised to impregnate as many females as possible to insure the survival of the species. It's part of their dna code and leads to the subtle suggestion that to be monogamous is anti-man or even anti-human - hence humor regarding marriage in these more enlightened times. Just as women, being the nurturers and nestbuilders, are very anti-anything that threatens the home or monogamous relationships, since that is what insures the survival of the family unit (and leads to interest in this question).
2016-03-16 21:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Could Try Putting A Bit Of Feeling In To It. Where's The Anger And The Venom? Come On Really Vent Your Spleen Darl.
2006-11-10 02:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loved every one of em!
2006-11-11 21:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-10 02:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ladies, it finally makes sense......MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist and when we have real trouble.......HISterectomy.... Notice how all womens problems start with MEN......... enough said.
2006-11-10 02:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by jude 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Not particularly funny and I am not just saying that because I am a man
2006-11-10 02:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by mrdanlondon 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahahahahaha
just what i would expect from a skirt
hahahaha
2006-11-10 02:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh you are really very immature! Pathetic!
You must be the sort of woman whe every time I take a bath you would come in and sink all my little boats!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 02:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
so what's the q?
2006-11-10 02:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋