'Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole
year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his
fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in
just one YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hellloooo? (I told him) "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up....
He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting
the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore
2006-11-10 01:51:35 · 22 answers · asked by Grit Savage 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhaha that's great!
2006-11-10 01:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Don't Knock The Blond Is What I Say. Girl Done Good In My Book Joke Or Otherwise. Good On Ya, Have a Gooday Darl.
2006-11-10 02:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
finally a joke in which the blonde is not at the receiving end!
2006-11-10 02:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by curious2 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
roflmao!!!...love that...I wonder....what a lawyer would say to that?...lol...can you just imagine the contractor telling a judge that one...lol....hummm...well that is an implied guarantee isn't it, lol!
People with no sense of hummor should stay away from the JOKES section...don't you think?
2006-11-10 02:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's toooo funnie lolol i love jokes. thank you for the laugh sweetie xoxo
2006-11-10 01:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by dreaming_constantly 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
probably a lesson for those who talks nonsense
2006-11-10 03:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget to ask for money back next year.
2006-11-10 01:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by silty1234 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that's a good one! well done... 9/10
2006-11-10 02:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think it is a lesson learned....false advertisers!!!!
funny one.
2006-11-10 07:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2006-11-10 01:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's rite, you tell that guy who's the dumb *** now. they think all of us blonds are idiots. well just tell hI'm 4 me "im not as think as u confused i am"!
2006-11-10 01:56:14 · answer #11 · answered by Little Alchemist 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋