Corporate Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without
a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in
Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office
after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first
say.
Corporate Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing
all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very high up.
Corporate Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched
at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you to the top, but
it won't keep you there .
2006-11-10 01:45:10 · 10 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...:D
2006-11-10 01:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-10 01:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am adding this to the company safety and staff meeting on Monday...thanks for the imput...
2006-11-10 07:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously thought-provoking.. and the joke is good too! lol
2006-11-10 02:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-10 01:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they really got me tinking
2006-11-13 13:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha your jokes made me smile. thanks 4 making my day :)
2006-11-10 01:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Little Alchemist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill thanks for the laugh chantell d
2006-11-10 06:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...very good I enjoyed those ..thanks !
2006-11-10 03:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am refreshed, thanks.
2006-11-10 01:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋