ok a man was walkin down the street wen he saw this lady with spectacular breasts,he went up to her and said..''i'll gv u 5 lakhs$ if u let me bite ur breasts''.seeing that the offer was too tempting she agreed.They went to a dark alley and she opened her blouse.The man caressed it,kissed it,played with it & kissed it again but he dint bite it.When he was done the lady asked him'' well aren't you gonna bite them?"
"Nah"said the man"too expensive!"
hope liked the joke,if you do gv a thumbs-up :) or else a thumbs-down :(
2006-11-10 01:32:53 · 15 answers · asked by dodo brain 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two thumbs way up!! it is just like a man.
2006-11-10 01:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey, through fact you're patently an smart blond, then you definately shouldn't care what the human beings say. human beings consistently get singled out for being diverse. that is merely how that is. there is not something you're able to do approximately that. that is merely interior the character of the human beings. The black human beings get singled out, fats human beings get singled out and made relaxing of, people who stutter get made relaxing of. you merely can not provide up jerks variety making relaxing of people who're diverse in some way. you are able to merely ignore approximately them. Then, it gets uninteresting for them and that they're going to provide up. yet you're able to be consequent while doing so and not get mad in the event that they nevertheless do not provide up after the third time. in case you consistently ignore approximately them, they gets it faster or later and circulate away you on my own.
2016-11-23 14:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!!
2006-11-10 01:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by iluvsunsets 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny - Thumbs up
2006-11-10 01:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well he was a typical hindu baniya.
Q: why do hindus have big noses?
A : cos all the air is free! lol
2006-11-10 01:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Old joke... sorry not that funny anymore...
2006-11-10 02:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, but you could have predicted what whould happen, but still a good joke.
2006-11-10 01:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-11-10 01:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats really sick but also really funny!!!!! lol. got any more like that?
2006-11-10 01:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sleeping Beauty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-11-10 01:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by Little Alchemist 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋