David Beckham and his wife Victoria are watching the evening news on television, it's an article about a man threatening to commit suicide by jumping of a bridge. David says to Victoria 'I bet you £50 that he doesn't jump'. 'OK' says Victoria '£50 it is'. They carry on watching the news, and the man jumps to his death, 'See, I told you he'd jump' said Victoria 'Oh Damn' said David.......'I saw the news at lunchtime, I just didn't think he'd be stupid enough to jump again!'
2006-11-10 01:32:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That reminds me of another David Beckham joke.
David Beckham,Thierry Henry,The Pope and a young schoolgirl are on a crashing plane and there are only three parachutes on board.
Henry says," I have to have one because I'm the star striker in the Premiership," and out he jumps.
Beckham says " I have to have one because I'm Englands best player," and out he jumps.
The Pope says to the little girl,"You have the last one as you have your whole life ahead of you."
The little girl replies,"No,we're both going to survive.David Beckham just jumped out with my school bag!"
2006-11-10 02:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Was a blonde joke!
2006-11-10 09:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is a quite good joke but a bit harsh
2006-11-10 09:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by beci 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it
2006-11-10 09:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive just fallen off my office chair! LOL! great x
2006-11-10 09:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Keeliewheeliebin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i guess david must be a blonde too :-)
2006-11-10 09:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, Beckham's retarded Victria's hot.
2006-11-10 09:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
?? That's a bad joke.
2006-11-10 09:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!! Good one!
2006-11-10 09:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-10 09:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋