A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said... ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.'' Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt. ''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.'' The wife became mad and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, ''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?'' The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. ''What's the matter?'' he asked. She replied... ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill for one little weenie, do you?''
2006-11-10 01:31:48 · 21 answers · asked by donttalkjustplay05 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats good! :) Thank you i really needed a good smile!
2006-11-10 01:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but mean at the same time I cant believe someone would say that to their wife. Thats cold.
2006-11-10 01:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OW! Looks like a trip to the Dr. Phil show
2006-11-10 01:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-10 01:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely funny.
2006-11-10 01:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that is very funny. i dont normally laugh at jokes but i like the fact that the guy gets pissed on big time.
2006-11-10 01:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by donna s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-10 01:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!
10+++++
2006-11-10 01:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny my kinda joke
2006-11-10 01:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha thats funny
2006-11-10 01:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋