A priest, on seeing a small boy walking a cow on the side of the road asked him where he was taking the cow. "To the stud bull, Father", replied the boy. Quite embarassed, the priest enquired: "Can't your dad do this job?" "No Father, only the bull can do it", said the boy!
2006-11-10 01:07:01 · 14 answers · asked by Hobby 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it!!! I deal with cows all day so this is a good one.LOL
2006-11-10 01:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by MAS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. WKD!! I'll give you one...
Theres a man and he gets onto a bus. He sees a nun on the bus that he finds attractive. He asks the female bus driver what the chance of getting into bed with the nun is and the driver replies, "Youve got no chance unless you go to the church at midnight whilst the nun prays pretending you are God, then she will"
So the man goes to the church dresed up as God at midnight as the man suggests. He sees the nun and says "I am God, have sex with me".
The nun does as he asks and they have sex.
The man then takes off his costume and says "Ha Ha, I am not God, I am just a normal man!"
The nun then takes off her costume and says "Haha! I am the bus driver!!!"
2006-11-10 09:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by buddyhole93 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a nun is upstairs taking a shower. one of her fellow nuns calls to her "theres a blind man here to see you" Figuring that the guy cat she her she goes downstairs to talk to him naked. She opens the door and the man says hi im selling blinds for windows! plz respond if u like
2006-11-10 09:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by samstinksya 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wise boy LOL
2006-11-10 09:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a very naive boy
2006-11-10 09:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts funny
2006-11-10 09:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ pari ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew hahhaha
2006-11-10 09:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by curious cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny:)!
2006-11-10 09:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by katrina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-10 09:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it.......hehehe
2006-11-10 10:56:48 · answer #10 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋