Paddy goes to the doc's with his feet in makeshift bandages. The doc has a look and exclaims.....'Good grief man!!, your feet are burned raw......'How did they get like this'??......Paddy replies.....'I opened a tin of peas'.......'and on the tin it said'......'Stand in boiling water for 20 minutes'!!
2006-11-10 01:06:35 · 11 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people need to lighten up.......It's a joke!!!
2006-11-10 01:21:38 · update #1
Thanks Jim from Dublin.....Nice to see a down to earth fella with no airs or graces!
2006-11-10 01:25:14 · update #2
HA! Too funny!
2006-11-10 01:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love that!..lol....but, I do wonder... where did he put that tin of peas whilst standing in the hot water?...lol....that opens a whole nother line of jokes!
And by the way, me mum's family comes from North Ireland....NO OFFENSE TAKEN!!!!....Lighten up folks it's bloody JOKE!!!!
2006-11-10 09:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by celticldy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile!:) Good joke...:)I guess it doesn't need to offend people, you could change the name and make it a different type of joke, like change Paddy to the name Pattie or something:)
2006-11-10 09:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by katrina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one, Jim from Dublin
2006-11-10 09:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont we just love the Irish
2006-11-10 10:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A classic!
2006-11-12 05:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"no offence"... really? Anything about someone's race that you need to prefix with apology, is offensive!
Why not merely say "a man goes to the doc's..."
Granddaughter of an Irish man who fought for England in WW1, got seriously injured, then treated badly by his own as a traitor, couldn't go home... and treated badly by us, as a pensioner, and referred to as a Paddy... treated less than human... fit only for jokes... which merely escalated his isolation, so he drank himself silly, fell on a fire and died!
My mum's orphaned state, did not let her forget his misfit life!
Offence is taken!
2006-11-10 09:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
LOL - See never follow the instructions it will make damage ;-)
2006-11-10 09:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offence taken
2006-11-10 09:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by crosbie 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
nice one Kev,made me laugh.keep them coming.
2006-11-13 13:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by joe123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋