Corporate Lesson 1 :
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to
drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the
$800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information
pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in
time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
Corporate Lesson 2:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal
a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your
job, you might miss a great opportunity.
2006-11-10 01:04:34 · 9 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent ones !!!! Simply Superb !!! Got impressed !!! Absolutely fresh ones with pleasant fragrance !!! Thanks for making my day !!! [Very nice ones ...will be using these with my staff right from today itself !]
2006-11-10 01:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a 3&4, if so can you post it.
2006-11-10 09:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Little Alchemist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame.
2006-11-14 05:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good the 2nd one was perfect.
2006-11-10 09:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am going to put this one up on my refrigerator...as a reminder of lessons learned...Test on Monday!!
2006-11-10 15:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are the Classiest lady I have seen.
You have given humour the place it deserves truly,
And thanks for such a change.
you brought cheers into my life. for a few moments.
Keep that up, and
Love you
2006-11-10 09:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They were good
2006-11-13 15:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones!
2006-11-10 09:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by curious2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woah!!!!
2006-11-13 20:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋