a. You accidentally had diarreha and you didn't notice it, and then you realize you are stilling having it and it is spraying all over the place, including at your eyes, mouth and co-workers.
b. A small family of spiders that are putting up a good fight against a team of scorpians that are also in your underwear.
c. A miniaturized Michael Jackson who seems to be happy with how 'snuggily' it is.
d. Enthic cleansing. And your father admits he is gay.
c. Your gender has unexpectadly changed (and thensome).
2006-11-10 01:00:38 · 12 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the biggest suprise would be the michael jackson one.. but if i had to choose i would have 2 go with A
2006-11-10 01:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would rather have e (gender change)... think of the fun you could have as a man in a woman's body (or for you girls, a woman in a man's body)....
the diarrhea thing is just gross. spiders and scorpions could make things unusable... michael jackson - that's just wrong... and I'm not sure what ethnic cleansing has to do w/ my genitals....
2006-11-10 09:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by Heath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly the dumbest question I have ever seen on here (and that is saying a LOT), but I like how the choices are
a, b, c, d, or c
2006-11-10 09:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all do you know that there is actually a letter that comes after d and it's e!! Second I would love to find Michael Jackson anywhere near me, that would be a dream come true!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-11-10 11:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
None of the above.
Best surprise would be walking in from work to find my girlfriend wearing nothing but my boxers
2006-11-10 09:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My answer would be c. No way will i have spiders in my panties and no way do i want to embarrass my self with diarrhea and i don't want a gay father. I really don't want to be a boy.
2006-11-10 09:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by monkeycrazy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to go with C and just work on evicting MJ from my a s s.
2006-11-10 09:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
F) Your moms lips wrapped around my shaft!!
2006-11-10 09:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Paul M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do have a problem don't you??? Have you tried writing for a living??? With this imagination, go for it!!!
2006-11-10 09:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by winona e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i'm going to have to go with "A". because the last time that happend i had the best laugh ever!!
2006-11-10 09:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋