WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
2006-11-10 00:39:29 · 27 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your'e a cheeky cheeky little mare aren't you. I think i'm in love!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 00:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stereotype humour ceased to be humorous an prolonged time in the past, a minimum of between non-individuals and non-drunkards. Admittedly it does spotlight somewhat for sure that i'd desire to do away with myself from the two genders entirely to a place the place I won't directly be stereotyped incorrectly. To be a sufferer of the female assumption that adult males all think of approximately intercourse continuously isn't a exciting situation. in any case, I enjoyed ruining your shaggy dog tale. ^_^
2016-10-21 14:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by huegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally we have this cleared up because I know a bunch of guys in jail cause the jury didn't know your #1 and #2 translation for women's english
2006-11-10 00:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im off to the football and i will be back about 8 = im off to get blind drunk with me mates and ogle a few woman,if i dont get arrested then 1 of my mates will put me in a cab about midnight.
2006-11-10 00:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try and get out more. Socialise with some real people. failing that, go and play tig on the M1.... or go for a very long walk off a very short pier. Slip into something long and flowing, like the Thames for instance....
2006-11-10 10:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's true most of the time, especially for the men.
2006-11-10 01:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mostly very true!! I received this in a email with picture illustrations some months ago.
2006-11-10 00:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by PikC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're good, I think you've made Brent S fall in love with you too
2006-11-12 05:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... its a repeat and copies question. someone already have asked it. maybe u were the same person. anyway women are not angels
2006-11-10 10:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had the same conversation with my husband this morning. this is soooooo true.
2006-11-10 01:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by MAS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋