2006-11-10 00:36:34 · 16 answers · asked by fulhammud 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I eat a bagel by the sea, would it be called a seagel?
2006-11-10 00:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There will be a too huge of a list of reasons, but still it was an early form of a democracy that was tested out and civilized the Roman Empire for a while, which includes a large amount of territory. Any time you have a decadent society and barbarian symbolizims accompanying a heathenistic world, there is so much conflict that it will refuse to be dicated too for the violence,death and blood shed it was built upon spreds as a virus where all of the others around you develop this same thought and now you have armies that pop up everywhere to defeat their conquerers after they weaken. In the case of Rome it was weakened when Pompeii waged war with Julius Caesar. Yes Julius built the Senate and conquered that known world then and when he wanted to settle in and develop a culture and fix the disease and famon in Rome (the city of light) the Senate would not tolerate this for they would have to give up the wealth that Julius had afforded them from War. They just figured he should just keep fighting and they would sit back and in lust and greed get fat off the profits. He received knowledge an inner peace to be content with what they had accomplished but they assasinated him. Anytime you have an assasination like that and a cruel ruler like Octavian who lusted and got fat off the people that was the beginning of the fall and they never recupperated from that until Marcus Aurelius, and then inevitably they were surviving on one thread. The well know enemies the Huns, Constatine, etc. surrounded and brought the demise of this once thought of good civilizations. Many people (rulers, senators, governors, military men) brought down the city of Rome. Rome never really developed but they had a good concept at first and then the corruption sets in just like our own government today. If you dont clean up your filth, feed your people, provide them with food and shelter, and let disease go rampid, all will fail. When you put people to death in a public display guilty or innocent it gives a bad example of the rulership of any government. No government will survive on terroristic, ruthless tactics ever. There is always someone bigger waiting in the shadows for the crack at the title.
2006-11-10 18:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no it`s a starving rat with wings, so still a seagull. I mean if a seagull is in McDonalds car park as they currently do, is it called McGull?
probably a Mc******* something in disguies anyways, always have wondered what the car park folk do apart from cleaning the litter.
2006-11-10 18:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Wait..what? I had to read that like 2 times to get it. bay+gull=bagel. LOL Ha good one... ;P
2006-11-10 18:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is as bad as Brent S's jokes
2006-11-12 12:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROAN - dude, that was painful. But I guess it's Friday so we can cut you some slack.
2006-11-10 08:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by dirtyrubberduck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it would be called a Tern over
2006-11-13 09:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean to say when they are on the beach then are they b(i)tch -gals ? Ha Ha Ha ....... Good one ! I liked it !
2006-11-10 08:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish we had a page for the under 5s, anybody else!!!!!!
2006-11-10 08:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me, are you taking some type of drug?
2006-11-10 18:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋