This last weekend I was at a club throwing some game. Things got heated when some Big Bertha looking Monster asked if I would buy her a drink, of course me being the gentlemen that I am I told her only if she lost 100 pounds. She got mad and curled her hand into a fist and came at me. Before she could land a blow, I hit her with a right and down she went like an Elephant who got shot with tranquilizers. When the Cops arrived, they arrested me though, Why?
2006-11-10 00:19:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Because you have a penis... Bertha does not.
2006-11-10 00:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by Casey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i could tremendously advise you not do this. you're able to desire to pass to detention center for attack, and its probably she would desire to sue, which ability you will would desire to cough up the moolah. yet whats up, in case you choose to be an fool and make your loved ones pay funds out to this guy or woman and probable pay bail for you, then by ability of all ability, punch her in the face. Say extreme to the arresting officer for me, nevertheless!
2016-10-21 14:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by huegel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to ask why you were arrested, your silly I love the way you describe the whole incident it made me laugh. Good luck with those assult charges, hope that don't go on your record you'll see how nice cops are to you once that's on your record.
2006-11-10 00:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by MOVING 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tame your tongue. Stop insulting people and choose better excuses. That's not the way a real gentlemen should act. Look it up in the Dictionary.
2006-11-10 00:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If a woman is man enough to put herself in that position than she diserves it, it's only wrong if you hit a girl half your size just because you can.
2006-11-10 01:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Brandi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2006-11-10 00:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by Julie J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They arrested you because you thought you could get away with using the phrase "throwing some game."
2006-11-10 00:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh!that's bad but the reason is people think the girls to be always right rather than the guy.
2006-11-10 00:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by NAZIYA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be hotttttt, OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo what a real tough guy, hitting a woman, congratulations tough guy, did you get butt fu*ked in jail. Hope so. Hitting people is illegal, it's called assault.
2006-11-10 00:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because you hit her durrrr! she didn't hit you she may of tried to but if i was in your persition i would have done it but I'm too streetwise i always get away from the cops
2006-11-10 00:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋