Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself!!
Q: What do you call the worthless piece of skin around a penis?
A: A man.
Q: What is a period?
A: A bloody waste of time.
Q: Did you hear about the blind skunk?
A: It f****d a piece of s**t.
Q: Why don't roosters have hands?
A: Chickens don't have t*ts.
2006-11-10 00:15:45 · 13 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this in keeping with the style of joke today?
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could get another pair of boobs in there !
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2006-11-10 00:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unique and humorous! did you recognize what you get in case you blend Viagra with Prozac? a guy who's able to flow, yet doesn't extremely care the position. Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? you should attend an hour and a 0.5 for a three-minute vacation!
2016-11-29 00:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by korniyenko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them were extremely funny and some were aiiiight
2006-11-10 00:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the second one and the fifth one.
2006-11-10 08:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting....the first one is good hehe
but the others are a little crude thanx for wanring us...but jost dont tell them to your soon to be partner ok, they wont be impressed.
2006-11-10 00:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Leah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very goood
2006-11-10 00:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, some funny.....especially the last one........hahahaha
2006-11-10 00:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther al ittle funny but mainly nasty
2006-11-10 00:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by lexy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-10 00:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - i liked the 3rd last one
2006-11-10 00:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋