Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"
2006-11-10 00:14:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A helping spouce - LOL
2006-11-10 00:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful and wise wife, no doubt about it, but it seems her calculations are bit confusing, 1 Bank Manager + 1 Doctor + 17 Voters adds to 19, no ? Does she feel 19 equvalent to 3 ? Ha Ha Ha...Good One ! Never heard before! I liked it !
2006-11-10 00:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
clever and interesting in line with probability. An economist would call this a style of arbitrage the place you're making 2 "bets" one or the two one among that are dropping bets yet standard they're rewarding. occasion is to concurrently purchase and sell shares or bonds reckoning on the "unfold" it may assure a income. Such possibilities for arbitrage are oftentimes the end results of very short term fluctuations interior the marketplace and are as we talk "closed" through fact the marketplace adjusts. (In different words, genuine arbitrage possibilities can no longer exist in a loose and useful marketplace. yet actual markets are not one hundred% useful... yet I digress a sprint) it is why i discover the comedian tale interesting. could such arbitrage possibilities exist interior the actual international? in line with probability. yet in all probability no longer. otherwise they'd take place constantly. it is one element for a guy to wager yet another guy $5 something dumb like "he gets her telephone type interior of 24 hours" (or "a date") or something like that, yet no guy would take this manner of wager for a very super sum of money! it is "guy a hundred and one." Like, if your chum reported "i will wager you $500,000 i will make your boss consume an earthworm interior of 24 hours"... properly any clever guy would be attentive to to no longer take this manner of wager through fact he could only pay the guy to accomplish in spite of no longer likely job replaced into being wager on!
2016-12-10 06:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2006-11-10 00:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she made it to the 18th hole...but it wasnt a hole in one...i think it was a hole for fun....
funny, ha, ha
2006-11-10 07:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...Hey this is very funny. Not dirty nor disrespectful.
2006-11-10 00:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2006-11-10 00:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny.....long and wrong but funny
2006-11-10 00:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by latrece81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahahhahaha----That was good one.
2006-11-10 09:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........17 votes short.......lo.......very helpful woman........LOL
2006-11-10 00:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋