2006-11-10 00:05:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Television?
2006-11-10 00:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moses would start things off by weilding a hefty stone tablet and whacking Common Sense over the head. Common Sense, dazed for a while but not defeated, will fall to the ground.
Jesus enters the ring, and completely ignoring Common Sense, approaches Moses, removes the stone tablet from his hands, and starts to whack himself over the head with it. This will continue for some time, until Common Sense, seizing the opportunity, tags in Darwin, who confidently throws the stone tablet out of ring, thereby eliminating its usefulness.
Jesus retaliates by attempting to befriend Darwin, offering his left hand in friendly handshake, whilst his right is locked in fierce battle with Darwin's counterpart.
Meanwhile, Moses is strategically placing himself in the ring, ready to gain maximum advantage. He is trying his best to ignore the conflict between Jesus and Darwin.
The battle rages on, until finally Common Sense and Darwin, at first such great allies, begin to strain in their relationship. This leaves Jesus and Moses with an opening, which they attempt to seize...
...to be continued
2006-11-10 09:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by Michael H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that Common Sense doesnt exist it would be 2 on 1. So my money is on Jesus and Moses. Then Moses would sucker punch Jesus and pin him down for the 3 count.
2006-11-10 08:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by james.parker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, seeing as Common Sense is not a human, and the other three are (or were), then I think Darwin would be outnumbered.
Unless he knew Wing Tsun.
Mind you, those carpenters chisels, and stone chisels (yes, Moses made the commandments himself) are pretty lethal weapons, so I wouldn't want to bet any money on it.
2006-11-10 08:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by shoby_shoby2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you ask such a dumb question, You should go somewhere else and make fun of "religion." Not here. Some people are here to really learn about other religions, you are not. What a shame! Listen hands down Jesus is the winner - He is Lord and Savior. I pray you find Him - the answer to your problems.
2006-11-10 08:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by jworks79604 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moses would win over darwin
and common sense would win over jesus
note: the jesus u portray is the one that has 'man god' properties..and common sense says..such people dont exist.
2006-11-10 08:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin and common sense.
2006-11-10 08:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin and common sense already have won, we all know that
2006-11-10 08:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever hear of Bruce Lees art of winning the fight without fighting?
2006-11-10 08:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by Medicine Eddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Common sense defeats all of them as they are all dead.
2006-11-10 08:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋