It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.
Missing Bill Clinton
Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black
Comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I
Miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having
A black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he don't! And, he
Gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one
Of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of
A weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
Don't know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle"
Because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
Leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
Truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
But what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
HankyPanky between Bushes.
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy
to none. --Benjamin Franklin
2006-11-09 23:59:49 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD post election humor !
2006-11-10 00:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by Papa-Dan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey, he become greater effective than the excuse of a president we've. he a minimum of enable unfastened and human beings have been waiting to narrate to him and found out that he become human while at the instant GWB thinks he's above all and sundry through fact his dad become president and his brother's a governor
2016-11-23 13:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one missing Clinton......Even Hilary Clinton is busy otherwise in politics....He can play sax and bjobs, with plenty of time to do all these .......hahaha
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"
The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders"
2006-11-10 00:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
With the clinton jokes still running crazy what chance does george 'dubya' have
2006-11-10 00:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's a really good one!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-10 17:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
miss him? well be patient 2008 is just around the corner.
2006-11-10 00:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by princecus1 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was not only too funny, but also was very intelligent one !!! I liked it !
2006-11-10 00:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats not really that funny. not beause im dem. or rep. but because i dont find it to be funny. i hate bill clinton
2006-11-10 00:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by heath 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
funny one
2006-11-10 00:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure why not. Hope this answers helps your problem. Love you.
2006-11-10 00:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Steve B 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋