A men visits a doctor and says: Doctor, when I touch something it hurts. Doctor: You have a broken finger.
2006-11-09 23:49:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No ,but never mind you got our attention anyway
2006-11-10 00:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by David 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's the way you tell it - the originals are better constructed:
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
Where are you hurting? asked the doctor.
You have to help me I hurt all over said the woman.
What do you mean all over? asked the doctor be a little more specific.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled Owe that hurts. Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled Ouch! That hurts too. Then she touched her right earlobe Ouch even THAT hurts she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; You have a broken finger.
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?"
"Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"
The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken finger."
2006-11-10 07:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by cuddles_gb 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Reallie Not Funnie
2006-11-10 07:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny........ha
2006-11-10 08:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a bit funny
2006-11-10 07:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol, i hard a blonde version of that. funny though.
2006-11-10 07:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by som1 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not
2006-11-10 08:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its a bit funny.
2006-11-10 07:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by heath 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sorry not funny ! though crowd here ..hehehe
2006-11-10 07:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by silvia 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OLD, BUT FUNNY
2006-11-10 08:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋