A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher. I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2006-11-09 23:32:22 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder how wud this section of yahoo answers survive without u....may u be here 4eva...and as usual...this one rocks!!
2006-11-11 05:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
It was suuuuuper duppper funnyyyyyyyyyyyy Dude
2006-11-15 20:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by nancy m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im still lafing
heeheheheh.
thanks
2006-11-10 18:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by loboe27 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
super joke
2006-11-12 06:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-10 08:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is still funny!!!
2006-11-10 07:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by silvia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love that, funny
2006-11-10 07:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by chimzy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
niceone
hahahahaha
shared it wiv every1
2006-11-10 07:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i get it and i think its funny.
2006-11-10 07:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by heath 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY
2006-11-10 08:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋