But how will i know when i am going to hit the ground ?
Reply ! dont worry the lead on your guide dog will go slack !
2006-11-09 23:21:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-09 23:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q - Why don't blind people sky dive?
A - It scares the sh1t out the dog
More to the point, more amusing and just as old as yours
(And what made it more funny was a blind person with a guide dog told me it - how cool is that?!?!)
2006-11-09 23:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ecko 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
quite an old joke, but still makes me laugh!
try this one!
Two blonde girls are walking through a wooded area when they stumple upon a set of tracks. One says that they belong to a goat, the other says that the tracks belong to a horse.
As they're arguing goat, horse, goat horse, goat, a train speeds past and kills the pair of them.
No offence intended!
2006-11-09 23:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by adfl1000 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahaha
cruelty to animals?
some one is bound to winge
hahahahahahhaa
2006-11-10 00:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cruel but funny!!
2006-11-09 23:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
boom howl owch
lol nice 1
2006-11-09 23:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by iluvmypuppy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So ancient that it should be in the paleontology section.
2006-11-09 23:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
little bit funny
2006-11-09 23:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by candy m 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
amusing
2006-11-10 00:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 23:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by junebaby 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋