(read all way thru please)
You open up and take it out, you get a good firm grip...............
then....
"aaaaaaargh",
"oooooohhhhhhh",
"ggnnnnnnnn",
"grrrrrrrrrr",
"ooooohh",
"yeaaaaaaaaaaa",
"yes yes yes"
"yeah".............................................................
"it's getting there"
"oh yea, oh yes oh yeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss".
"there you go dear, the jars open." lmao
what did you think i was talkin about?
2006-11-09 23:11:26 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I actually do make those noises - even if the lid turns straight away - just to make my missus thinks it's a stiff one (lid that is!!)
2006-11-09 23:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
this was quite a bad joke!
Try this one!
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing.
She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, and decided to do the right thing. So................................
They buried her!
2006-11-09 23:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by adfl1000 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Marmalade
2006-11-09 23:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ill take a guess that prob in the wrong direction and say opening a jar
2006-11-09 23:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by som1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A soft boiled egg
2006-11-09 23:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a tooth brush like the one I read yesterday.
2006-11-10 05:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible Sithy absolutely terrible.
Jack will have to shoot you for that.....in both knee caps so you suffer the pain we are suffering from reading such a crap joke.
2006-11-09 23:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
nope not rude, my husband opens jars for me all the time...too bad he didn't make those noises, I'd forget all about the jar!
2006-11-09 23:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
only rude if the contents of the jar is.
2006-11-10 00:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nada.
2006-11-09 23:20:41 · answer #10 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋