I can please only one person today, Today is not your day.....Tomorrow isn't looking good either
Tell me what u need and I'll tell you how to get along without it!
Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing him again!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag u down 2 their level then beat u with experience!
My reality check bounced!
I don't suffer from stress, I'm the carrier!
2006-11-09 22:55:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
loved this one>> Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time, chances are u won't be needing him again!
here r some of mine
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."
"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. ~Author Unknown"
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander" ...lol
Thanx
2006-11-10 08:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by DuDeTte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about arguing with an idiot!
here are a few of my favorites: putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the ripcord on a parachute.
love many trust few. Always paddle you're own canoe.
the minute you settle for less than you deserve you get even less than you settled for.
Women may fake an orgasm but only a man can fake an entire relationship.
I have ADD, nobody understands.. Look there goes a squirrel.
2006-11-10 05:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by notskerd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alcoholics go to meetings and rehab is for quitters
My all time favourite - Ozzie Ozbourne ".. of all the things I miss - I miss my mind the most..." or something like that
2006-11-09 23:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mystery lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good quotes; some I have said recently.
People want black and white, grey is a terrifying color.
Every fear hides a wish.
Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through.
If I know who I am & you know who you are, then what are we?
2006-11-10 08:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• Love is doing small issues with tremendous love: pretend. Love is doing -all- issues with tremendous love. • do not watch for leaders. Do it on my own, human being to human being: authentic. • form words may be short and complication-free to speak, yet their echoes are extremely countless: pretend. words are by no potential sufficient to exhibit genuine love. words are lip-service to avert doing what love calls for. • we anticipate of now and again that poverty is purely being hungry, bare and homeless. The poverty of being undesirable, unloved and neglected is the most suitable poverty. We ought to commence in our personal residences to therapy this variety of poverty: authentic, providing the emphasis is on the interest "commence". • there's a negative starvation for romance. all of us adventure that in our lives--the soreness, the loneliness. We must have the braveness to observe of it. The adverse you've gotten good on your human being kinfolk. locate them. Love them: pretend. locate them -all-. Love them -all-. to reduce the scope of the quest is to reduce the means to love. • There must be a lot less communicate. A preaching aspect isn't a gathering aspect: authentic. Love isn't contained in the words. that is contained in the deeds. I have not spoken one observe of love i does not keep on with-up with deeds, if accepted by those in favor. far too many trust words are sufficient. the guy who's drowning isn't rescued with words. That human being is purely rescued by courageous deeds.
2016-11-29 00:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by korniyenko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute! I didn't hear some of those before.
I like a few of these. . .
Easy there, mr. testosterone! You can be replaced by a zucchini!
Well, aren't we the little freak of nature?
Back to your bridge, evil troll! Your powers don't work here!
2006-11-10 17:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Confusion, chaos, misery: my work here is done.
If you can't Impress 'em with Intelligence, Baffle 'em with Bulls--t.
2006-11-11 04:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Liberty and Justice for all. Prices subject to change. Offer not available in some areas."
2006-11-09 23:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by heather 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I use such quote when I feel neglected. I truely disagree. Such statements divide instead of unite people.
"All criticism is self criticism."
2006-11-09 23:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all good and some what honest except maybe the first one hows
can you tell your boob to stop staring at my eyes
2006-11-09 22:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋