After drinking and dancing and petting in the corner, they were getting, you know, hot and bothered. They went to the local hotel, but it was booked solid. The man suggested her place, but she said her roomate was home with her sisters having a party. She suggested his place, but he said he was from 2 hours away.
So they jumped in the car and started driving. she said she knew a deserted stretch of road, why not just go park. They made their way down a dark deserted road, and pulled over and hopped in the back seat. They went at it for several hours, til finally the man said he needed a break.
He got out of the car and stretched his and noticed another car some 100 yards away. The car had a flat and the driver was changing it. The pooped man approached him and asked would he switch places with him. The tire changer said SURE, and walked back to the car and hopped in the back seat with the woman, while the other man changed the flat.
2006-11-09
21:27:57
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Soon after a hiway patrolman drove up and saw the cars windows all steamed up. he shined his flashlight in and saw the two banging away.He knocked on the window and said HEY what are you doing in there?
The startled man said, ummm gee officer, my ummmm wife and I are just making love
the officer said, oh I'm sorry I dint know that was your wife.
The man replied, neither did I til you shined the flashlight in here.
2006-11-09
21:30:44 ·
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