2006-11-09 21:27:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
here is $50 000 and get us some breakfast.
2006-11-09 21:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chat up lines are a little too contrived to impress me - although I heard one once that certainly made an impression, but not in a good way! How's this for the worst ever:
"Hey, I'm going to call you Spanner because you make my nuts tighten" !!!
2006-11-10 05:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years, I walked up to a lady, in a hotel bar. and gave her a cheque for £50,000 and said to her, this saves me all the trouble of , buying you a drink, asking you out , falling in love with you, getting married , children, house, divorce, i might as well give you the money, now and save all the heart ache. 100% success.
p.s. the cheque would of bounced, but we ended up bouncing.
2006-11-10 05:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by red beret 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't got any but the best one I ever heard was:
'I would crawl a thousand miles across broken glass to w*nk over your shadow'
The way to my heart is to make me laugh so it worked ;)
2006-11-10 05:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q - What speaks french and likes blo jobs.
A - Moi
0% success. I cant understand why!?!?
2006-11-10 05:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello big boy...those trousers would look better on my bedroom floor.....haven't used it for ages though!!
2006-11-10 05:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does this smell like chloroform to you, 60% of the time it works every time!!
2006-11-10 05:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by dec g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, how are you ?
2006-11-10 05:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by dsclimb1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take me home to bed.... 100%
2006-11-10 05:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Have you got a mirror in your underwear?"
"No, why?"
"Because I can see myself in them"
2006-11-10 05:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Little Bo Peep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋