2006-11-09 21:01:55 · 15 answers · asked by silvs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They've all left to go & live in funnyland lol Here's a joke for ya hope you like it
A blonde was driving home after a game
and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents
so she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw she was a blonde
so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and
blow into the exhaust pipe really hard
and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, got
down on her hands and knees
and started blowing into the exhaust pipe.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
So she blew a little harder.
Still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde
came home and said
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the
repairman had told her to blow
into the exhaust to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said
"UH, LIKE HELLO! YOU NEED TO
ROLL UP THE WINDOWS FIRST."
2006-11-09 21:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replied, "Fcuk you, towel head."
2006-11-10 05:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by curious2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they got tired of all the repeated jokes, there seems to be a lot of raunchy stuff on here lately also. So maybe they have gone someplace else. It is hard to find really good material on this site.
2006-11-10 06:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the funny people died in a plane crash happened beside the bermuda triangle at 4:00 am.
2006-11-10 05:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They packed up all their funny bones and moved 2 iraq.
2006-11-10 05:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They're all waiting for you to take a mouthful of coffee, so they can see if they can make you spit it out all over your monitor.
2006-11-10 05:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by Tish P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're here - biding their time - waiting for the just right moment to make us laugh.
2006-11-10 05:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They try to answer your question
2006-11-10 11:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Muhammad R 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sniff sniff
Its just no fair is it?
Justin
2006-11-10 05:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
all r out for lunch
2006-11-10 05:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by yipeee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋