2006-11-09 21:00:36 · 9 answers · asked by Sally from the Valley 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is Jesus your Doctor???
2006-11-09 21:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by girlfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a Real Ale snob. Only Pharisees drink canned lager.
2006-11-09 21:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
@ Lester Jesus reported greater beneficial than as quickly as that being wealthy is a unfastened value tag to hell. If the pope become a christian, he may well be living on the streets of Rome extremely of a multi-billion dollar reveal of blasphemy (i'm a freaking atheist and that i understand greater bible than you)
2016-11-23 13:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an Atheist an dyou have no right to mock or make fun of Jesus or God... you keep doing this.. all your questions are about the same thing.. do you have something againts those who believe? if you dont believe then dont.. but dont waste people's tie with your questions
2006-11-10 03:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean what would he have said if there had been canned malt liquor then? He would have told you to love your baby and take care of it by treating your body right. His message was all about love, and I can't help but think that the best way to show your love for your unborn child is to take care of yourself, so the two of you start out together healthy.
2006-11-09 21:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by atbremser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is dead, but the general consesus is that it's a very bad idea.
2006-11-09 21:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Yuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't there, but I know he likes Corona!
2006-11-09 21:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daddy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun!
2006-11-09 21:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuthin, he was into wine.
2006-11-09 21:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋