in the pub. They get on great and decide to go back to her place. In the taxi on the way she says " I really like you so Im going to be honest with you, I stuff tissue in my bra to make my **** look bigger, sorry". Tell you what he says " I really like you too and cause you have been so honest I will be as well. He says "I'm built like a baby down there if you follow me". They eventually end up in the bedroom and sure enough she's as flat chested as a pancake, he then pulls his pants off and out pops this enormous great c**k, she looks and gasps " I thought you said you were built like a baby down there". I am he says 7lbs 6oz.!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 20:07:42 · 9 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sorry, should be in jokes page, pressed the wrong button, never mind hope you all like it!!!!!
2006-11-09 20:20:21 · update #1
haha fantastic cheered me up just in time for lectures lol
2006-11-09 20:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two married women out on a drunken night of fun ...... stop in a graveyard on way their way home as they desperately need to go for a pee.....
they get home safely and next morning their husbands are talking on the way to work......
the first husband looks worried and says to the second.... "my wife came home in the early hours of this morning with no pants on... i am worried"... the second man says...."u think thats bad, my wife rolled in at the wee small hours and between her but cheeks was a card saying - it was great while it lasted, from all at the fire station".
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thanks for the joke.... have a great weekend xx
2006-11-09 20:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Cubangirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fine joke (should be in the joke and riddle section though)
OH BABY!
2006-11-09 20:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by dantheman_028 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant, that made me crack up, got anymore jokes to tell??
2006-11-09 21:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by pinky_star_3825 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long a question can any one summerize for me wot does he wanna
2006-11-09 20:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good you cheered me up xxxx
2006-11-09 20:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by fanny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a load of ****!!
2006-11-11 02:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,, xx
2006-11-10 12:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by madmarie35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, Thanks for making me laugh this morning
2006-11-09 20:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by vicki g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋