An elderly man finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing works.Finally the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The man asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.That night he slides into bed,says "123" and suddenly has the most gigantic stiffie ever.
His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '1,2,3' for?"
2006-11-09 19:25:24 · 30 answers · asked by smoking_gremlin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one...a little sensitive some people..but hey..life is serious enough all on its own..we need laughter so desperately...
2006-11-09 19:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anne B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.
Why the old man said 1 2 3 loud so that his wife can hear.
2006-11-10 03:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by SKG R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God it is so refreshing to find another bluenose on here. EMAIL me my friend and together we can **** this fenian bastard andrew up. OH sorry but this is for FUDGIE. Good joke Smoking G. LOVED IT MY FRIEND.
2006-11-10 08:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by rabcarr11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha liked that one
2006-11-10 17:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what i call a Joke SMOKING it is to LMAO aand thumbs up
2006-11-10 05:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! It got a half smile and a slight chuckle!!
2006-11-10 04:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
typical woman to ruin the night
2006-11-10 05:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the classics.
They get better with age.
2006-11-10 03:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-10 04:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a joke keep them comming..
2006-11-10 03:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋