The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only... Smith, Jones, Baker... That's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . . . . ”
2006-11-09 18:12:05 · 26 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That good for a laugh. Thanks. I knew woman, and her last name was Darling... I used to tease her all the time...
2006-11-09 19:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest till now
2006-11-14 11:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Wonder what would happen if the manger walked around calling him Darling.........
2006-11-10 03:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't refer to you as 'Darling', John Darling.
John! Darling!?!Jooohn...Daarlingggggg!!!
God Heeeeeeelllllppppppppp..................
2006-11-10 02:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by Vas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I don't blame the manager for changing the rules for the new guy.
2006-11-10 02:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL !
Haven't heard that one before. Excellent joke.
2006-11-10 03:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-10 02:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by hey you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that was a good one & i bet he doesn't call him by his last name lol
2006-11-10 03:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke of the day!! I'll rate this for you!
2006-11-10 03:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2006-11-10 04:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋