You probably heard it before, but it's still good.
There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical
> (SM)
> and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting
> dark and
> they are still far away from the convent.
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
> past
> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
> most.
> What can
> we do?
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
> SM: It's not working
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
> thing. He
> started to walk faster too.
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
> minute.
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
> and
> I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical
> arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister
> Logical.
> Then Sister Logical arrives
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
> happened!
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
> both,
> so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
> I
> could and he started to run as fast as he could.
> SM: And?
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
> SM: What did you do?
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
> faster
> than a man with his pants down........
>
> And those of you who thought it would be dirty, Pray for
> forgiveness you
> heathens!
2006-11-09 17:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by Ndpndnt 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm praying for forgiveness.. though i knew there was a trick to it!
2006-11-09 17:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Outcome!
Lol!
2006-11-09 17:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But why did SL said he reached her if she was still running with her dress up?
2006-11-09 17:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bloody good joke,love them keep up the work..
2006-11-09 19:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like the ending.
2006-11-09 17:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me ! Now I have to pray!
2006-11-09 17:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I'm a heathen!
2006-11-09 18:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congrats!!!
you made me laugh all the way to the floor..
2006-11-09 19:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 23:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably heard it before,,,,,,,,,yes, many times, but it's still good.......hahaha.......
2006-11-09 18:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋