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i have been dating this really hot girl for about 2 months and we have had a great relationship. i honestly think she is the best looking girl i have ever seen, she even used to be a model, any way the other day we were talking and out of nowhere she lets loose a massive fart! i was shocked, she laughed to play it off, but i just found it disgusting! since then i have kept my distance from her and i am undecieded weather or not to break up with her. i don't think i will ever look at her the same way after that "incident". please help, what should i do?

2006-11-09 17:03:11 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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ROFL....LOL....hahahaha....you have to be kidding...LOL....You are telling me you do not belch, fart or blow your nose, tug your groins in public? Or around friends? It is human nature to do all the above. If we did not we would not be human. Think of it this way, she feels herself and comfortable around you for not putting her down for doing so. By you acting this way you are showing you are worse than she is. Man, it is your choice but, I really think you are way out of bounds and just giving a lousy excuse. LL.

2006-11-09 17:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by italliansweety67 5 · 17 3

RE:
Should I break up with my girlfriend after she farted?
i have been dating this really hot girl for about 2 months and we have had a great relationship. i honestly think she is the best looking girl i have ever seen, she even used to be a model, any way the other day we were talking and out of nowhere she lets loose a massive fart! i was shocked, she...

2015-08-02 04:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

A fart? You would actually break up with someone because they farted?

Maybe she should break up with you. You can't spell properly, or use proper punctuation. This is reasonable enough as an excuse isn't it?

Do the girl a favor, and get out of her life so she can find an educated man.

2006-11-09 17:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by slick chik 3 · 3 1

My Girlfriend Farts Too Much

2016-11-08 05:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

how in the world would be with someone long term? things happen, including farts, and if you were any man at all, you'd make her feel a lot more comfortable by laughing, teasing in a nice way, suggesting a farting contest, telling her a story about a time when one of your farts was embarrassing. and if you're really that turned off by a fart, then maybe it's not the fart but just that were already losing interest in her.

2006-11-09 17:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by treehuggernw 1 · 2 2

No, you should NOT break up with your girlfriend just because she farted!!!

That is really stupid and incredibly shallow...

NEWS FLASH - women have intestines, and they digest their food, just like guys do..

Just like men, sometimes, as a byproduct of digestion, women's intestines produce gas, which they have to release - the bodily function commonly known as "farting"

And yes, models fart too (but... you already know that!)

So, your girlfriends aren't supposed to fart??

What other bodily functions are they forbidden to do???

Are they allowed to pee???

Or burp???

Or poop??

Get a life, dude... women are people just like men are... and all women fart (except the ones who don't have intestines - and usually you'll find them in the intensive care unit of the hospital)

2006-11-09 17:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

are you **** *** retarded or something? yeah dump her, she deserves better than you. she deserves a guy who won't leave her 'cause she farted. Of all the petty little things to get upset about. I hope some girl you like dumps you for sneezing or something.

This reminds me of the time my friend was telling me about his girlfriend. She was hella hot, worshiped the ground he walked on, and was everything he could ever want. But then one day, they were on a date, and she left the table and went to the ladies room!!!!! Can you believe that?! That's disgusting! She actually pees and stuff!!! GROSS!! Obviously, he dumped her right there!

2006-11-09 17:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Hank 3 · 1 1

OMG, you soundin like a lil' be-och! Are you gay or something? Listen up! Contrary to the popular uninformed schoolboy belief, girls fart too! They just try to keep it on the down low in public. You'll be lucky if she doesn't break up with you first, for you're acting so childish.

2006-11-09 17:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by dac f 2 · 1 1

that would be a real childish thing to do.It was a natural thing to do.This is something that I am sure you have done yourself.Just because you think she is so beautiful that she has no flaws,this happened for a reason, to show you that she is still human.You can't just be with a person for looks there needs to be some substanc there and the fact that she giggled to play it off shows that she can have a sense of humor about herself.What you need to do is grow up.In life SH-- HAPPENS!

2006-11-09 17:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by angels kids 1 · 2 1

Goodness, Dude! Farting is natural. Don't you do it? Do you really believe that because a woman is beautiful that she isn't supposed to fart. What do you think is going to happen when or if you get married? I hope you don't think that you are never going to hear your wife fart. Grow up, everyone farts.

2006-11-09 17:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by juicie813 5 · 6 1

Say, "you're excused" and keep going. It's not like she farted in our face or anything like that. Believe it or not girls can laugh off a fart or two. (esp around friends...but after 1 or 2 it gets really stinky an gross...)

2006-11-09 17:05:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

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