Once a judge ordered a barber to a week of community service.
The first day he got a cop as a customer. After getting his hair cut , the cop wants to pay. But the barber refuses the money saying that he is doing a week of community service so the haircut is free.The next morning when the barber comes to open his saloon , he sees a box full of 10 donuts on his door step. He immediately remembers the cop and thanks him in his heart.
That day a florist comes to get a hair cut . Same thing happens . The barber tells him that he is doing free haircuts this week.
The next morning he sees a bouquet of 10 flowers on the door step and thanks the florist in his heart.
That day a hindu comes to get a haircut and later the barber tell him that he is doing free haircuts all thru week. The hindu leaves the saloon as a happy man.
The next morning when he comes to open his saloon he sees 10 hindus standing in line to get free haircuts.
2006-11-09 16:57:03 · 25 answers · asked by curious2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
shoblya
i think its time now that even your community start to laugh on themselves. u guys are a bit too uptight
2006-11-09 17:29:33 · update #1
What is a hindu's biggest dilemma?
Free beef!
2006-11-09 17:54:01 · update #2
good joke. i liked it. keep it up. thanks for the laugh.i think its just a joke theres nothing to take seriously about it. jokes are cracked on all the communities.
2006-11-09 19:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check out Sri Lanka. Years of civil war, and the Buddhist high clergy, very influencial in Sri Lankan politics, has been actively delaying a real peace process in an attempt to protect the island from being "taken over" by non-buddhists. They consider Sri Lanka the last bastion of real buddhism, worth protecting at all cost. Pretty close to the definition of a holy war in my books...
2016-05-22 02:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Penelope 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-11-09 17:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a good story but I see that some people have taken offense to some of the characters. It is a case of no matter who is whom in it someone will be offended. You can't please all the people all the time. I give you a 10 on this one.
2006-11-09 17:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This was originally The Frenchman, Englishman & Indian joke.
2006-11-09 17:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I give this one a minus 10. I am not hindu, but I don't find this one bit funny.
2006-11-09 18:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ah, it's just another racist joke that makes no real sense, like the 'stupid irishman' jokes, and you can see the punchline a mile off.
2006-11-09 17:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by um no 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oldie but still alright....6 out of 10
2006-11-09 17:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's not nice.
A saloon is a bar. I think you mean salon.
2006-11-09 17:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nice.
2006-11-09 17:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋