1. What did the zero say to the eight?
(I'll post the answer in a few, if no one gets it.)
2. The oldie but goodie: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
2006-11-09 16:26:03 · 10 answers · asked by BetchaBiteAChip 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, the 1st one was 'Heeeeey, nice belt!" 0 --> 8
Sorry, didn't know they were both that well known--I thought the first one was a newer joke, but a kids' joke.
2006-11-09 16:35:09 · update #1
Nice Belt!!!!
2006-11-09 16:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by HoneyBee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute Clean Jokes
2016-12-18 14:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, hey, we've got a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, you've got a drink named Melvin?
2006-11-09 16:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Why you have to put that belt on to make yourself look like a double fat (fat on upper and middle of the body) person when you are fat?
2. Why you have short face?
2006-11-09 16:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A white horse walks into a bar,the barman say's we got a spirte named after you,the horse say's what Bob..
White Horse Whiskey..(good drop)
2006-11-09 20:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. I like your belt.
2. ?
2006-11-09 16:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! Are you men that dense? it particularly is the punch line. the two little worry makers are despatched to the clergy who starts off yelling, "the place is God?" they think of God is lacking and that they are being blamed. i think of it particularly is a lovable one.
2016-10-03 11:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is a joke....OK, but first one is a riddle, I suppose...
2006-11-09 18:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-09 23:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get both of it..
2006-11-09 17:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋