2006-11-09 16:04:27 · 19 answers · asked by RELIGION 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope so or my cat, named "Cat", won't make it
2006-11-09 16:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ANGRY CATS go to live in the Squeakylands, which is ruled by the God of Withholding Things from Puppies to Make Them Make Adorable Noises.
That's also where dogs go. Except Hitler's dog. There was a German translation error and he ended up in the Summerlands.
It's a little known fact that dogs and ANGRY CATS get on very well. =D
2006-11-10 00:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would just love to know what the purpose of that "ANGRY CAT" is. He always gives the same "answer" to all the questions, and it's totally pointless. So how could he get to heaven that way? Unless he's so enlightened that he's beyond us mortals.
2006-11-10 00:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cats don't ever go to Heaven, silly! They are all Buddhist, and they either achieve Nirvana or are reincarnated
2006-11-10 00:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The truth is we have this warning:
Ephesians 4:26
"In your anger do not sin" : Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry,
The reason for this warning is because you don't want to be angry when you go to sleep in the event you die before you wake.
James 1:20
for man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires.
James 1:19-21
1 Timothy 2:8
I want men everywhere to lift up holy hands in prayer, without anger or disputing.
2006-11-10 00:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica M 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
what?
do normal cats go to heaven?
2006-11-10 00:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is your cat a sinner? does your cat rape/murder other cats? does your cat participate in homosexual acts?does your cat abuse nip?? tell your cat that the only way to heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as his savior :-/ otherwise he or she will be roasting in the pitfire of hell with an asian lucifer
2006-11-10 00:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by @ubreY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes they do!! All cats go to pu55y heaven. Its a top place, there's pussys everywhere!
2006-11-10 00:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by Chew my Fat 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, but they get a distemper shot on the way.
2006-11-10 00:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by asimplegmr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes!
2006-11-10 00:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋