1.Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-11-09 15:00:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont mean to offend any blondes lol its just a blonde joke...please dont take offence!
2006-11-09 15:11:37 · update #1
that's funny. I get it, Ready Aim Fire. Just be sure no blondes are easily offended when telling it.
2006-11-09 15:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah !!! that's funny but I think mine is just as funny hope you like it lol
A blonde was driving home after a game
and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents
so she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw she was a blonde
so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and
blow into the exhaust pipe really hard
and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, got
down on her hands and knees
and started blowing into the exhaust pipe.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
So she blew a little harder.
Still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde
came home and said
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the
repairman had told her to blow
into the exhaust to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said
"UH, LIKE HELLO! YOU NEED TO
ROLL UP THE WINDOWS FIRST."
2006-11-09 21:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
Don't be worried about offending people.
No matter who or what any joke is about, someone will claim to be offended.
Wouldn't be many jokes around if the only ones that were told were Politically Correct (PC), now would there??
2006-11-09 20:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about any other BLONDE, but i get very offended with blonde jokes! They are completely unnecessary! Why cant they be brunette or redhead jokes!!! So no, it is not funny! Even if it was not a blonde, the joke would still be stupid!
2006-11-09 15:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by megal 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ha ha I have a blonde comic tale that honestly befell. i replaced into in my type room and there replaced right into a blonde asking the instructor a question. from by the room, a guy yells, "hey dumbass!" and he or she tuns round and says,"what? oh hi!"
2016-11-28 23:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, pretty funny! I read it, and for half a second, I didn't get it. Then I got it. haha. Good one! I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
2006-11-09 15:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed when I read it out of Playboy a couple of months ago lol...
2006-11-09 16:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by HoneyBee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... I love it... it's really funny... I always appreciate a blond joke... LoLoLoL... It's great...
2006-11-09 15:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol XD that's one of the better ones
2006-11-09 15:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah thats funny
2006-11-09 15:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋