2006-11-09 15:00:09 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i cant beleive you think im serious lol. Im an atheist just wanted a twisted christian view of my question lol. You brainwashed nutters.
2006-11-09 15:07:12 · update #1
Call an ambulance and tell them to bring a straight jacket.
If you are Jesus then thanks for letting me suffer for so long.
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2006-11-09 15:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
one way to find out would be to try dying on a cross and see if you can come back to life, if you succeed, you may be right. If not, oh well.
Or how about walking on water....through a storm of course. Or, you can go around raising people from the dead, healing those who cannot walk or see. You can cast out demons and and heal every desease of every person who comes to you. You can turn a few loaves of bread into enough to feed thousands with left overs. And do the same with a few fish. You can create the world in 6 days and take the 7th day off. Flood the earth and kill every living creature except those you rescue on a boat and then use those to re-populate the world.
There are many things you can do that would certainly prove that you are he.
2006-11-09 15:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first question is WHAT MAKE YOU THINK SO? The answer is EITHER you were lead by His Spirit OR the EVIL try to fool you.
So what do you do?
If you are confident that you were lead by His Spirit just OBEY and FOLLOW what ever the SPIRIT ask you to do as before The Spirit had LEAD and TEACH Jesus until Jesus could become Jesus. Jesus wont be as Jesus should The Spirit not guiding him. So let the Spirit guide you but you must always refer to the book as the real Spirit wont ask you to do OPPOSITE to the teaching of the Book because the book were written accordingly to what was told by spirit through Jesus.
Should you are confident the EVIL try to fool you then you must convinced your self that YOU ARE NOT THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS.
Conclusion, only you know what make you think and only you know better what you are supposedly to do.
2006-11-09 19:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by mad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are really Jesus you would know what you should do! You would know what your work or mission is and if you dont then you are highly likely not Jesus.
If you know what your lifes mission is as Jesus in this incarnation, then you need to get on with your work which I would imagine will involve Healing work and Exorcism.
Incidentally I am a Psychic Healer and see Healings taking place many times and I work daily with this Gift....If you are Jesus then get out there and use your great spiritual Gifts...
2006-11-10 03:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by The Doctor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can be a very heady thing a profound religious experience and I am not detracting from how you feel but I would speak to a priest and/or a doctor because it is just possible you could need some help there. You need to run this by a professional medical or religious person.
2006-11-09 15:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by william john l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is of course possible: Jesus predicted he would come back. It's more likely however you're a. making it up or b. mistaken.
However, let's think for now that you are: as you say what do you do? If you tell people, they will think you are crazy/ eccentric and you are likely to have fewer friends. If you go out of your way to do something about it, it is likely you may be locked up under the Mental Health Act.
This to me is very worrying. Assuming now that you are not, it is true that lots of people have genuinely thought this, and many of them have ended up in mental institutions. What if the real Jesus does come back? Is this what we will do to Him as a society? It's a bit scary really.
2006-11-09 15:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by Leo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are people who will believe you. Start your own church. Its a great business. You can make all the money you want, you cant be taxed, and you dont really have to prove yourself because you will be getting cash from a bunch of needy people who are buying into you to make up for all that they lack personally in strength and intelligence.
2006-11-09 15:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by the master of truth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok- It is impossible to be the reincarnation of Jesus seeing as how he is a living God! So maybe you need to ask for His forgiveness.
2006-11-09 15:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by Pamela G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a garden, get some friend to betray you for money, get ready to be crucified. Enjoy it you`ll be in many sad minds for a long time. Think of a good final saying...........
Actually could make a good musical.
2006-11-09 19:55:20 · answer #9 · answered by wolfe_tone43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you're not. Jesus is in the Heaven right now and waits for His turn to govern the Earth and all of the creations of His Father - Jehovah. If you read Bible then you can see what I'm telling you is true.After he died when he went down in the earth and resurrected after four days, Jesus goes up in the sky in the front of the eyes of his apostles - making a message that he will go to his Father in the Heaven.and now he is in the Heaven and he sees us all, and Jesus sees you now in your doings.
Why would rate us in thumbs down? You should check your self first and we might be right and you're not.. Please think well or read Bible first.
2006-11-09 15:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How can anyone over 12 even dignify this with a response?
2006-11-09 16:02:43 · answer #11 · answered by Alicia S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋