morning. ( it's only 3.35am yet) Anyway on with the joke, A woman is worried that her f***y is getting bgger as she gets older, she goes to the bathroom and puts a mirror on the floor and stands over it to have a look. Just as she is doing this her hubby who is slightly drunk walks past the door. He rushes in and pushes her accross the room, she says "you pillock, you could have broke my arm pushing me like that". You ungrateful ***** he says " if you had fell down that hole you'd have broke your f***ing neck!!!!
2006-11-09 14:46:57 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where's my biggest fan, you up yet?
2006-11-09 20:17:11 · update #1
It's 9.15, wakey wakey.
2006-11-09 20:18:14 · update #2
Love it I'll put that one on my Joke Blog..... heres one-
An husband and wife and a massive quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband said, “when you die I’m getting you an headstone that reads here lies my wife cold as ever”
“Yeah” replies the wife “when you die I’ll get one that say’s here lies my husband STIFF at last.”
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2006-11-09 18:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.
After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.
She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says "Honey, would you like some of this?"
The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear."
2006-11-10 20:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it must have grown really BIG ! pity the poor husband.
2006-11-09 14:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by robsta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a cracker!
2006-11-09 14:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by emnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Whoooo that was FUNNY!!!..man I almost got tears....oh yea your accent is really cute too LOL!!!
2006-11-09 15:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by Chelly Belly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO very good x
2006-11-09 22:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-09 21:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-09 20:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
You are so funny!
2006-11-09 21:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOO...WOW...I LIKE THAT WORD..PILLOCK IS IT..?WHATS IT MEAN?
2006-11-09 14:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋